Tyler is the dirty scoundrel responsible for all the good parts and none of the bad ones. He writes a lot of code. His personal website is swaous.asuscomm.com. Historically Inaccurate Ducks is his fault, as is the crappier half of our filler material.
This is the second ugliest website he's ever put into production, and holds the throne as most disgusting thing on the swaous.asuscomm.com webserver. This is a subtle hint to the other code-inclined members of Bacon Jam Tomato to get off their bums and write some CSS. It doesn't seem to be working.